Tuesday, September 09, 2008

I back Russell Brand

Did you see the VMAs the other day? Russell Brand was probably the best host they ever had, yet his humour (spelled like that because he is British) went over most people's heads (or they were just caught up in self-righteousness or something). He has gotten a lot of criticism since and some even call him the worst host of the VMAs ever. To prove them wrong, here are some quotes from the VMAs:

"Without fame, this haircut could be mistaken for mental illness."

"I know America to be a forward thinking country. Otherwise would you let that retarded cowboy fellow be president for 8 years?...In England, George Bush wouldn't be trusted with a pair of scissors."

(In reference to the kid that knocked up Palin's daughter.)
"Use a condom or become Republican!"

"They (the Jonas Brothers) could literally have sex with any woman that they want and they 're just not going to do it. That is like Superman just deciding not to fly and to go everywhere on a bus."

"I like the old system for controlling a boy ban, invented by Michael Jackson's dad, right? He could control the whole Jackson 5 with just one leather belt. And there was literally no negative side-effect on any of them children in later life."

"New music, new President, brand new America and you people deserve it after eight years of Bush. Eight years of Bush. Eight years of bush is what the Jonas Brothers are going to have to cram into their bachelor parties. God bless those boys."

"I was so inspired by Katy Perry's message, that teenage girls will do anything for the taste of Cherry Chpastik, that I'm currently going through nine Chapstiks a day...and my penis has never felt more moisturized!"

"Here, at their own request, to bring on the Jonas Brothers is Taylor Swift. It will be a little while before she brings any or them off." (Note: she is dating one of them)

(Jordan Sparks in response to Russell's jokes about promise rings)
It's not bad to wear a promise ring because not every guy or girl wants to be a slut!"

"I don't want to piss off teenage fans, alright? In fact, quite the opposite...by opposite, I don't mean I want to piss on teenage fans, let me be clear. I know there has been trouble with that in the past in this country."

There is also another quote that I don't remember exactly, but he was talking to LL Cool J about lingerie and said something to the effect of being careful because he was already called a slut today (referring to Jordan Sparks implying that any sexually active person is a slut).

Anyway...still on a bad streak with filming. Unproductive. Unproductive.

Hey Budi. Saturday. Skate. 5am.

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