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American Juggalo from Sean Dunne on Vimeo.

There was this 23 minute short that has been circulating around the internet for the last couple days, but I just got a chance to check it out. I am super interested in Juggalo culture, as it is so bizarre and ridiculous. This doc gives a give look at what these "ninjas" are like, though I had no idea that there were straight edge juggalos. Here are some quotes that I found worth noting:

“I want to find a skinny ass little bitch, and make her fat, and we can lose weight together. And we’ll bond.”

“I’ll tell you what. A juggalo and a juggalette is someone that is down with a clown until they are dead in the ground. Ughhhh. That’s what’s up.”

“I meet this girl, who is here with her boyfriend, baby daddy…but she likes me better.”

“I’ll be here all fucking day, doing the same shit: drinking and blowing stuff up.”

“I met a brain surgeon here. He was tripping on acid.”

“I heard an old man tell me that there was nothing good left in the world. And I actually believed that shit, until I came here and seen alllllllllllllll the titties. All the weed. All the fast food. I mean, this shit the bomb.”

“It says titties for a dollar. My boyfriend wrote it. Yeah, I show my titties to everyone.”