Who needs to waste all that time going to school (or the military) then going to the police academy just to get a badge and a gun when all you need is sucker techniques and steel-toed boots?
Some of you may not have heard of Tallahassee, Florida. Some of you may have heard of it, but are under the impressions that it does not contribute anything significant to the world. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Volleybonk!
For those of you unfortunate enough to have never played this game, may I suggest buying a ball and hijacking a tennis court? Bonus points for headshots!
So a year or two ago, while digging for records somewhere random, I found this jewel. With lyrics like:
Teenage girls
We like 'em a lot
Doncha know they're hot
They know what to do
They'll give it to you
That is from a song called (none other than) Teenage Girls. A couple other notable lyrics from that are: "Cruzin' the beach for more:/ Teenage girls/...Gonna wear us out/ They get so tan/ Make you feel like a man." And men they are. Case in point, watch how manly the blonde one (Drew Steele) plays with his toys in the shallow end of the pool.
Seriously though, here is a much better way to feel like a man...
And next time you go to the bubble banks, if you do this, the bricks will have enough respect for you to preserve your board enough to skate another day.
Problem solved
5 comments:
who is that on the bubble banks?
Thats gotta be Kenny Reed, with the super steeze...
That is defintely Kenny Reed...skating a bump that had chipped too many of my boards.
nope that is my boy shawn connolly, who actually used to live with kenny reed, so he might have borrowed the steez. the pic was in a slap like 6 years ago.
volleybonk is:
1) awesome, and still played weekly in tallahassee.
2) has since networked to dolores park, in the bay area.
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